By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
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floozle702 7

I wonder what he would have done if you said yes to both...

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DocBastard 38

I imagine your dad to be like Captain Oveur from "Airplane!": "Do you like gladiator movies? Do you like when your dog grabs your leg and runs up and down? Ever seen a grown man naked?"

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martinfml 8

You should of emptied his wallet and go shopping. He probably won't remember anything the next day.

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MyS3lf 24

Eh, that's not so bad. My Dad and I were playing Gin Rummy one time (he was drunk) and he thought it totally appropriate to call me the C-word because I was winning.

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jojimugo 20

Your comment together with your picture .... Nice

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Notimetobleed 14

minst faren din er ikke en streng drittsekk!! :)

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sugoine 12

Hope Pops isn't in the mental health profession...

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trav_o 8

Is your dad charlie sheen?!

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amisenho 11

Reminds me of the time my dad asked my boyfriend and me if we ever did drugs, like marijuana, cigarettes, cocaine, and the like. If anyone could believe it, we haven't (horrible asthma, in addition to not frequenting places where people sell drugs). Then my dad and brother-in-law looked shocked and asked, "How is that even possible?" simultaneously. Either I act like I'm on drugs, or I'm losing faith in humanity.

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