By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
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DocBastard 38

Is he ******* crazy? What the hell is wrong with him? He's going about this all wrong. That's way too direct. The correct thing to say is, "I have a rusty scalpel, plenty of lidocaine, and an intimate knowledge of male anatomy. Have a nice time tonight."

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molleyla 7

Your dad is so hilarious. XD

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Shade1982 20

Oh, that's cute. Here, take a closer look at my knife while I wait for you to load it...

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SAgirl 13

I can't help but feel that there is an important part of the story missing...

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glitterkuro 18

My Dad didn't do this when he met my partner. If we have kids, I'd be furious with my partner if he did anything like that. Maybe you had the confidence to just laugh along, #113, but not everybody does. Also it's a sexist as **** tradition.

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FellowYellow 10

I would be the kind of father who would do that just to scree around with my daughter's boyfriend. That kind of comedy can't be bought XD

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sporteeholmes01 15

Well at least he's looking out for you..... Just in a terrifying way

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squishycat 6

Don't feel bad OP, my father used to take my prospective boyfriends out onto the back deck, show them the vast acreage behind our house and tell them how many hundreds of places he could hide a body and how "the wolves would eat your corpse before they had a chance to find you."

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