Intimacy: Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2009 00:22 - Australia

Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because we just moved houses. On the way, he asked us why we looked so tired. We just said we were tired from moving house. Truth is, our room is right next to theirs. We heard everything. Loud and clear. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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By E…… - 02/03/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

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By mstannyngdogevr - 28/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, my fiancé and I moved into a new home a few houses away from our previous one. We were excited about not hearing our roommate's dog howling non-stop anymore. We can hear him from the new house. Very clearly. FML

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By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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By Fuck - 18/10/2022 10:00

Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML

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Home sweet home?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 17:01

Today, I was taking Zoom classes. We live in a one-bedroom apartment, which means I could hear my mom and dad fighting. I didn't notice that my mic wasn't muted. Everyone in my class now thinks that CPS needs to be called to my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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fits138 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:39

Well that's always awkward...

bubblybrooke 12

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:12

I'm directly under my parents room. the ceiling shakes. :|

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bubblybrooke 12

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:12

I'm directly under my parents room. the ceiling shakes. :|

blkwhtrbbt 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:19

@14. Eeeeeeeeeeeuuuww!!!!!! that is gross! maybe parents do that on purpose to get their kids to move out.

justmeagirl 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:16

Time to talk to mamma about that! Maybe she can switch your room. [My parents' room is angled so no one can hear anything from it, but they can hear the whole house. You can't get away with anything, even in the middle of the night!]

redshortsx 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:30

yeah I always say older ppl shouldn't do it. but I'm fine when I watch desperate housewives. I really have a problem with my parents doin it. I just pretend they don't. but look on the bright side. they won't be getting a divorce any time soon and neither one is having an affair most likely

Oh_Ouch 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:47

Sympathy to # 14 :

happyhak 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 22:55

You enjoyed it, didnt you? lol jkin, FYL

tiffanyheart 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:08

It sucks to hear it but your parents obviously still love each other. Would you rather listen to them throwing things at each other and screaming obscenities?

kibblesnbits1053 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:05

i can't understand this post...you probably should've mentioned you were tired from being kept all night...

Lonely_Lez 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 3:10

This is worded extremely poorly. I understand it, but it's just badly written.

cmm724 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:54

Definitely sucks!! Definitely can relate to you!!

movies12 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:58

#14 that sucks, that happend to my bff too. She never sleeps at night. OP, I feel really bad for your sister and you. You should of said you were up all night from a strange noise, than you'll see ur father face be like oh shit.