Intimacy: Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2009 00:22 - Australia

Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because we just moved houses. On the way, he asked us why we looked so tired. We just said we were tired from moving house. Truth is, our room is right next to theirs. We heard everything. Loud and clear. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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By E…… - 02/03/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

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Today, my fiancé and I moved into a new home a few houses away from our previous one. We were excited about not hearing our roommate's dog howling non-stop anymore. We can hear him from the new house. Very clearly. FML

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By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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By Fuck - 18/10/2022 10:00

Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML

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Home sweet home?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 17:01

Today, I was taking Zoom classes. We live in a one-bedroom apartment, which means I could hear my mom and dad fighting. I didn't notice that my mic wasn't muted. Everyone in my class now thinks that CPS needs to be called to my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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Saturday 5 December 2009 9:39

Well that's always awkward...

bubblybrooke 12

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:12

I'm directly under my parents room. the ceiling shakes. :|

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 6 December 2009 17:04

Look at the silver lining: if your parents are having red-hot sex, they're probably not going to get divorced anytime soon. Figuring out how to deal with the noise is a hell of a lot easier than dealing with divorced parents. You lucky little snots.

KamilleBlack 3

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:13

And that's why I'm glad my dad left us when I was a 7.

whyisblue 0

Monday 7 December 2009 4:46

wait, why are u guys sleeping in the same room?

jackncokejr 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 7:41

her and her sister heard the parents BONING THE **** OUT OF EACHOTHER thru the walls. so they said they were tired from moving stuff but the truth is they culdnt sleep cause all they could hear was OH HARDER OH RIGHT THERE MMMMM UHHHH OH UHHH UHHH !!!!!!!!!

iarekaaren 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 17:33

aww geez, i know exactly how you feel. my rents are like OH YEAH **** ME HARDER UHU UH UUH UHUHHH! or BABY RIGHT THERE YEAH DEEPER DEEPER or FEELS SOOOO GOOD UHUHUH :P *puke*

TheWaaaaambulanc 0

Monday 7 December 2009 6:59

Next... To... Whose room?

soffikkira 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 6:04

oh jeez that sucks my room's next to my parents' room and I've heard them every time for all my life D:

suckmysarcasm 10

Wednesday 23 December 2009 7:21

and so begans the troublesome years of therapy..

iarekaaren 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 17:30

oh geez, i know how you feel. i've been living in my current house for the past 9 years. my room is next to my parents room. and i hear everything. even with the door closed. even worse they have it late at night and after they finish they go to the washroom. their washroom is back to back with my room. i can never fall asleep.

imC0URTNEY 0

Monday 11 January 2010 7:39

ohky now that is just wrong i would hate to hear my parents having sex.

martic835 2

Tuesday 12 January 2010 8:28

I've heard my parents having sex before. It's extremely traumatizing....*shivers*

irishwhiskey91 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 6:02

lol @all the people that thought this was in incest post. family moves to a new house. the kids room is now next to the parents room. the parents did the nasty all night and it kept the kids up. when the dad asked why they were tired, they said it was from unpacking into the new house. not from listening to their parents ****. good on ya for not emarrassing your dad, FYL for having to listen to it. earplugs mate, get some.