Gross, Cats and Animals: Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat... - FML

By coolbeans123 - 10/05/2011 16:37 - Singapore

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Yuck - 11/10/2018 05:00

Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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By tenniemo - 11/06/2018 17:39 - United States - Green Valley

Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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Surprise!

By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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tencalories 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:26

that's what my family does except they don't warn me I just kinda step in it

GrooveSponge 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:35

...I'm not sure whether to laugh or be disgusted.

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cdude200 10

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:20

who approved this?

jjnotantibi 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 7:41

Parents do same thing to me lol it sucks

fadingaway 17

Wednesday 11 May 2011 7:52

It's your cat, you clean it up. If you're not willing to do that, you shouldn't have a cat.

ohcomeonsrsly 6

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:29

OP never said she wasn't willing to clean it up. and just because the dad referred to it as hers, doesn't mean it's not a family cat. just sayin'.

eag05 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 8:09

- it is ur joto cat

RainbowHeadache 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:45

My parents did this but when I was away for a few days visiting friends (I live over an hour from anyone) they would leave the vomit or not change the letterbox until I got home. I was gone for two weeks one time on a vacation with a friend & they just waited it out for me. Probably why our carpet looks so disgusting.

RainbowHeadache 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:47

litterbox*

mdsummrsnght 17

Wednesday 11 May 2011 11:48

Sounds like something my dad would do!!

nick__call 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 13:11

haha funny dad

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Wednesday 11 May 2011 16:00

Your dad seems like a great person! but seriously FYL, that sucks :/

rebeccuh 4

Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:14

my dad's done that to me before FMURL (lol)

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 20:37

So clean up your cats puke. I make me kid clean up his cats puke. Why is this an FML?

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