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By lm - 20/05/2009 20:49 - Ireland

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By slightlyworried - 05/04/2013 05:28 - United States - Parker

Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML

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By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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By jj. - 06/06/2021 00:01

Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Peanu_theGreat 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:11

It could be something good... Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and... Yeah. Never mind. FYL.

nuclear 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:15

Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight? I'm way too positive. Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?

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ccristinaa 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:04

shit

amandapurple 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:05

it may be positive, she may have been in a burning building and someone may have been trying to save her but instead she said no take my children! still a bad dream but at least she wanted to save you

kdaddy 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:14

dont read too much into it, ive said weird shit in my sleep my before that i would never say

KsbjA 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:49

#107 - just what I wanted to say. I've laughed and talked rubbish while sleeping, I have had dreams I'd be ashamed of telling, and it's all completely unrelated to me. I bet your mom loves you, and it's wrong to take anything like that seriously. Oh, and #106 - nice one! ;-)

ForgottenBoy 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:49

What exactly was the dream about? We can't exactly say FYL OR YDI if we don't know he context of the dream in question.

nuclear 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:01

Whoa #103. Calm down. I don't see how I am ignorant or stupid as you say I am. Heck, I have no idea what the hell how psychology and "HARDCORE FYL" have to do with my comment. I was simply listing out all the positive things.. Maybe you're "ignorant and/or stupid".

xO_starstruck_xO 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:36

your mom doesn't love you end of story.

drumsaddict 0

Friday 22 May 2009 7:51

ouch...

Black_Cat22 0

Friday 22 May 2009 9:11

I get it... my mo is the same with me T.T

Light_Ty 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:28

I would feel so bad if I said that in my dream XD

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