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By lm - 20/05/2009 20:49 - Ireland

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML

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By scared shirtless - 18/03/2021 20:01

Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By lanu - 13/03/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By slightlyworried - 05/04/2013 05:28 - United States - Parker

Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML

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By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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Sweets dreams are made of these

By jj. - 06/06/2021 00:01

Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Peanu_theGreat 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:11

It could be something good... Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and... Yeah. Never mind. FYL.

nuclear 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:15

Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight? I'm way too positive. Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?

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un_known_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:50

I am sorry, but all I have is ... HAHAHAHA xD Priceless!

Mustcomment 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:30

Wow.... that's.... horrible for you. I rly don't know what to say besides she must not love you much. Jk lol.

lilmistabys 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:56

punch your mom in the face bitch

miamiheat244 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:32

Ahahahahaha thats funny as hell

tiffakins 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:21

Aw, that's sad D: It's okay.

esklstar 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:38

ur moms a bitch lol hopefully it was just a dream and shes the totally different!! ahaha

Cadiz215 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:53

YDI for having a selfish bitch as a mother.

beritis 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 22:43

feel the love! FYL!

Windyourneckin 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 17:29

hahahaahahahahaahah!!

CaliGirl311 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 19:47

What kind of mom says that?

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