Miscellaneous: Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth,...

By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 14:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML

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By fmlpgh - 16/02/2010 11:51 - United States

Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By meh - 04/01/2010 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

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By GuitarNerd - 23/01/2017 22:41 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML

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By BAMashleyx3 - 06/06/2019 06:07

Today, my dad texted me while I was in the dentist's chair getting my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist jumped at the notification sound my phone made and split my gum open. FML

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By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By Dominique Richards - 20/02/2018 19:00

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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El_Boxeador 14

Monday 8 June 2015 21:36

He's giving it to you so you cash it with the tooth fairy and get some money! ;)

RickySleeves 20

Monday 8 June 2015 21:48

So your dad just pulled out one of his adult teeth? Ouch!

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LOLouis_fml 24

Monday 8 June 2015 22:02

Did you mean "for"?

knepmj 13

Monday 8 June 2015 22:08

Thank you, i thought i was the only one who noticed that

worldclassrager 39

Monday 8 June 2015 23:49

So what was your gift? And he gave a tooth back..for apparently to have the tooth fairy give you some money for another gift?

AnyaS 19

Monday 8 June 2015 23:50

So he pulled out one of his adult teeth and claimed it was a present from you? What twisted and painful prank is this?

anonymous412 8

Tuesday 9 June 2015 0:12

Hi, I posted this before I had an account! I just wanted to set the record straight and be rid of any confusion. His tooth was falling out as it was and he decided this would be funny, it was definitely, in every sense of the word, a joke. It sounds bizarre, but after I was finished screaming, it really was a bit funny.

rockwrench 18

Tuesday 9 June 2015 0:37

Is your dad looking for a little payback for all the teeth he collected from you over the years? A little humorous I must say. Just remember, keep smiling.