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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 14:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML

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By fmlpgh - 16/02/2010 11:51 - United States

Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By meh - 04/01/2010 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

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By GuitarNerd - 23/01/2017 22:41 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML

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By BAMashleyx3 - 06/06/2019 06:07

Today, my dad texted me while I was in the dentist's chair getting my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist jumped at the notification sound my phone made and split my gum open. FML

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By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By Dominique Richards - 20/02/2018 19:00

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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El_Boxeador 14

Monday 8 June 2015 21:36

He's giving it to you so you cash it with the tooth fairy and get some money! ;)

RickySleeves 20

Monday 8 June 2015 21:48

So your dad just pulled out one of his adult teeth? Ouch!

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tygerarmy 35

Monday 8 June 2015 21:40

If you put it under your pillow maybe the tooth fairy will give you money.

Y0UI34574RD 15

Monday 8 June 2015 21:42

No-one has said anything about British dental hygiene yet...

RuBloKon 15

Monday 8 June 2015 21:50

This comment is funny because we have free dental care.

abNormal62 23

Monday 8 June 2015 21:42

If it's a wisdom tooth, give it back to him doesn't sound like he can afford the loss!

isawan09 14

Monday 8 June 2015 21:45

What a lovely personal present. Hah Turn it into a necklace!

RickySleeves 20

Monday 8 June 2015 21:48

So your dad just pulled out one of his adult teeth? Ouch!

HappyItalian 38

Tuesday 9 June 2015 2:50

No, her father is a child that just pulled out one of his baby teeth.

esamolwan 18

Monday 8 June 2015 21:50

he was just kidding dads can be like that no big matter really

abbey1822 12

Monday 8 June 2015 21:57

This is a daily occurrence for me as a dental assistant.. As for an adult pulling out their own tooth.. Well.. Im sorry for whoever has to kiss him..

Unbearable_fml 21

Monday 8 June 2015 21:59

And the tooth comes out.

Steve95401 49

Monday 8 June 2015 21:59

I thought only people in the Southeastern United States did do-it-yourself dentistry.

Welshite 39

Monday 8 June 2015 22:01

Treasure that tooth, OP. It holds 1/4 of his wisdom.

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