Miscellaneous: Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking...

By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

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Sarcasm void

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 17:32 - United States - Amherst

Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

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You deserved it 13 919

By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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You deserved it 2 808

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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You deserved it 41 138

Miscommunication

By kay-z - 21/06/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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darwinism 30

Monday 2 September 2013 2:41

Next time stay in the doorway and keep saying "cold, cold, warmer, warmer, cold again" just to freak him out.

slooby_fml 25

Monday 2 September 2013 2:43

My mom thought I was gay because I watch Glee. Turns out she was right

Comments

olpally 32

Monday 2 September 2013 3:20

What a ******* idiot.

chera3773 2

Monday 2 September 2013 3:24

Awe, I have the same issue, sort of, only I'm a chemistry teacher and it's my students who tell people I make drugs, just because I know of the show and teach chemistry. I'm waiting to get fired for something I don't do... :( I know how you feel with this one!

HowieDoIt 21

Monday 2 September 2013 3:28

Don't let him go around your laundry machine. We all know where you keep your equipment.

sunnyray812 42

Monday 2 September 2013 3:30

What a jerk.

honeymoonroyale 20

Monday 2 September 2013 3:31

Sad thing is, he can get away with it just for being a "curious and caring parent".

carecow 16

Monday 2 September 2013 3:35

Watching breaking bad makes you as much of a druggie as I'm a sponge living in a pineapple under the sea.

Neesalun 20

Monday 2 September 2013 3:40

That's stupid reasoning! That's just like someone liking to have sex and love to watch movies. It doesn't mean they're a **** star.

gc327072 30

Monday 2 September 2013 3:51

Get angry and tell him to tread lightly

SadderGirl01 19

Monday 2 September 2013 3:57

If he finds anything and you need a lawyer...BETTER CALL SAUL!

photogodess 13

Monday 2 September 2013 4:05

Love the name :) and honestly it's good your getting a degree in chemistry. Don't go less than a Bachelors degree but try to stick with it and get your masters. More jobs will become available and you will be worth more to a company good luck in school op