Miscellaneous: Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking...

By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

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Sarcasm void

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 17:32 - United States - Amherst

Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

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You deserved it 13 919

By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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You deserved it 2 808

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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Miscommunication

By kay-z - 21/06/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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darwinism 30

Monday 2 September 2013 2:41

Next time stay in the doorway and keep saying "cold, cold, warmer, warmer, cold again" just to freak him out.

slooby_fml 25

Monday 2 September 2013 2:43

My mom thought I was gay because I watch Glee. Turns out she was right

Comments

_Stargazer_ 4

Monday 2 September 2013 17:13

You're in college. Why are you still living with your parents?

TechFire 25

Monday 2 September 2013 18:18

Not all colleges have dorms and apartments are pricy depending on where you live. That on top of this bad job market and the difficulty some people would have trying to go to school full-time while also having a full-time job.

toneeangel 22

Monday 2 September 2013 17:38

Or maybe he's on drugs and needs your stash

grunt_fml 17

Tuesday 3 September 2013 14:31

Start to search his stuff too. Then tell him you do this for his own good, because you think that he was indeed searching for drugs, but only to take them for himself. Tell him you are afraid he might be a drug addict and begin to observe him closely in a way he has to realise it. Whenever he is taking medicine etc act very concerned and claim he is only taking the medicine in order to counteract withdrawal symptoms. Do this with beer etc as well, you can even claim he is a multi-abuser. Hopefully he will finally get it.

xRezSynn 15

Monday 2 September 2013 18:12

Is there anyone else who doesn't watch breaking bad?!

kate3101 15

Monday 2 September 2013 19:03

Nope. You're completely alone. Actually I only started watching myself a few months ago. Have now reached S5. It's like a dru-... Oh.

bera14367 7

Monday 2 September 2013 19:20

I don't watch breaking bad

nurchok 15

Monday 2 September 2013 19:50

I'm speechless...

Aniki_Sohma 20

Monday 2 September 2013 20:12

Haha my dad asked me to teach him to make Meth after I get my PhD.

askingandy 23

Tuesday 3 September 2013 2:32

Only like four more weeks until it's done, so then no worries. Or less. I just started watching a week ago. Almost to season four, hopefully I'll be caught up to watch the end with everyone else.