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By jfields2474 - 16/03/2015 04:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML

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By Bloop - 14/05/2016 00:58 - United States - Ayer

Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML

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By Howdoiwatchpoliticsnow - 29/05/2016 20:06 - United States - Newton

Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML

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By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

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By kel - 08/11/2013 23:50 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2012 05:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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By Obsessed - 30/01/2010 20:54 - United States

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 17:00 - France

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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Monday 16 March 2015 16:51

Tell your dad he'll meet his favorite character soon enough if he doesn't turn it back on.

Eliseopwns 22

Monday 16 March 2015 16:50

Denial is a preliminary stage of grief, my friend. Hang tight for the long ride.

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tverhaegen 7

Wednesday 18 March 2015 1:11

Noah?????

sugoi72 27

Wednesday 18 March 2015 1:24

no ******* reason akame ga kill that's a different story

Shepardcomander 0

Wednesday 18 March 2015 1:26

I can't read the previous comments at all for some reason. But I really want to know which character it was.

nyagemini23 22

Wednesday 18 March 2015 3:28

Must be a serious fan. but he's so wrong for that! live that show

Adidas1223 4

Wednesday 18 March 2015 5:55

????

Drosophila82 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 15:40

******* spoiler alert... I haven't seen the episode yet!!

Serenity77 11

Thursday 19 March 2015 5:33

WAS IT NOAH OR TYRESE

madidoan 6

Thursday 19 March 2015 15:25

Noah?? I would turn it off too??

lysey_lou 7

Thursday 19 March 2015 17:29

Perfectly reasonable reaction. I would too.

dontello_2388 3

Thursday 19 March 2015 20:30

how is Noah your favorite character???

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