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By jfields2474 - 16/03/2015 04:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML

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You deserved it 3 426

By Bloop - 14/05/2016 00:58 - United States - Ayer

Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML

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You deserved it 1 262

By Howdoiwatchpoliticsnow - 29/05/2016 20:06 - United States - Newton

Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML

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You deserved it 6 539

By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

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You deserved it 3 940

By kel - 08/11/2013 23:50 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML

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You deserved it 7 474

By Anonymous - 08/11/2012 05:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

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You deserved it 4 575

By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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You deserved it 2 248

By Obsessed - 30/01/2010 20:54 - United States

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

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You deserved it 83 252

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 17:00 - France

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 58 953

dontlookman 20

Monday 16 March 2015 16:51

Tell your dad he'll meet his favorite character soon enough if he doesn't turn it back on.

Eliseopwns 22

Monday 16 March 2015 16:50

Denial is a preliminary stage of grief, my friend. Hang tight for the long ride.

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chelseybernard 6

Thursday 19 March 2015 22:02

Noah? Hah

axmxbxexr 4

Friday 20 March 2015 5:54

Everybody hates Chris... Everybody ate Chris*.* so sad

ericahenderson32 5

Friday 20 March 2015 7:12

Seems like a legit reaction... lol

OptimisticSoul 6

Friday 20 March 2015 10:19

Season finale is supposed to be a heart breaker. Doubt you'll have cable for a long time after that ✋

SchelleForelle 18

Friday 20 March 2015 11:17

lol

KharmasBitch96 8

Friday 20 March 2015 11:20

Lol :D

onlybecauseitsme 14

Friday 20 March 2015 22:12

I feel his pain...

green_rayne07 7

Tuesday 24 March 2015 4:58

was it Noah? cuz I was tempted too! :'(

Pauline96_fml 20

Wednesday 25 March 2015 22:27

Ask about getting Netflix, just don't let him know they have the walking dead on there

NickACD 27

Monday 13 April 2015 5:11

Everybody Hates Chris. Everybody Ate Chris.

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Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

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Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML

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Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML

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Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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Today, I finally made a Facebook account after being home-schooled my entire life. I friended people that I know and their friends, and subsequently sparked a debate on whether or not I exist. FML

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Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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