By iliveintexas - 01/09/2012 14:09 - United States - Tyler

Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML
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Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)

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Top comments

Queen_Cosmos 7

If no one in your family wants to do it, call an exterminator.

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anyav3 13

I guess being fit has it's down sides too. Lol

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Comments

DocBastard 38

Yes. Avoiding things which can potentially kill you makes you a pussy. Right you are.

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Nanael_fml 4

Wasp and hornet killer Jet Spray Enforcer works great really does kill on contact. Get it, LOVE IT

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awkward_gothlady 32

That's awful! I hope your dad gets his priorities straight soon.

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priceyfml 7

At least you're in shape :/

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I don't blame you, you should bee afraid. I break out in hives at the thought of having to do that! Wasp your dad serious? That would sting if he was.

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