By iliveintexas - 01/09/2012 14:09 - United States - Tyler

Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML
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Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)

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Queen_Cosmos 7

If no one in your family wants to do it, call an exterminator.

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anyav3 13

I guess being fit has it's down sides too. Lol

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citygurlsleeps11 3

That's wrong of ur father to do that. Shame on him.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tell him no.

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Elmoo_fml 16

It doesn't matter you can run the fastest, because bees can fly faster than anyone can run anyways.

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spiceywolfe 2

You're supposed to spray the nests at night when the wasps are sleeping.

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bigchris34 2

I'd tell your dad to stay there and take the hits while you run..

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Metallica36176 16

49- it was in a tree...near a hill.....maybe I should've put the details.

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XxVulcanxX 0

hey op i know how you feel man my mom found a yellow jacket hive blocking 3/4s of my basement and i had to go down there in my sleep shorts and tank top to bomb it and got stung 462 times not fun

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1098765432 0

Then don't do it dumbass ydi

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm not sure you can fully understand this FML or you're stupid and cannot grasp what is OP's decision for this situation.

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