By iliveintexas - 01/09/2012 14:09 - United States - Tyler

Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML
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Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)

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Top comments

Queen_Cosmos 7

If no one in your family wants to do it, call an exterminator.

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anyav3 13

I guess being fit has it's down sides too. Lol

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Comments

annihil8or 15

Trust me, sprays like raid kills on contact even just a little bit hits the wasps

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HunterAlpha1 8

wait till dark> can of WD40> drench the nest.

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noisebox 1

More like he wants to kill you ( who can out runs wasps? Nobody)...

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iliveintexas 0

Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)

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starsierra 15

Texas is always hot and i always have wasps at my place

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