By iliveintexas - 01/09/2012 14:09 - United States - Tyler

Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML
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iliveintexas 0

Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)

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Top comments

Queen_Cosmos 7

If no one in your family wants to do it, call an exterminator.

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anyav3 13

I guess being fit has it's down sides too. Lol

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Comments

brandonlee09 5

Wait till dark to try and spray them. They aren't as active then

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rachelita2107 5

Your supposed to do that at night when they are all in the nest. Spray it with the wasp spray and in the morning knock the hive down.

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yupitssoph 18

Another one I moderated! This is more than usual

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trellz17 19

Trust me! Don't do it!!!

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supportcommand 17

I was stung about 14 times when I was little because my brother threw a mini football through the tree and startled them. They are on you before you even know it. Might not want to **** with them.

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P1P_BOY 6

This sounds like an fml inside an fml...

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lovepandorasaver 11

Within a Taco Bell that's inside a KFC that's within a mall that's inside your dream!

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P1P_BOY 6

I lost you at taco bell

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justmyluck22 14

If you have to spray it wait til it's night / dark out so you can catch them off guard. Good luck OP.

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Metallica36176 16

Do what my dad did: Get a 12 gauge shotgun and shoot it a couple of times....-_-

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brandonlee09 5

And damage your house or the item in which the nest is attached to? Yeah..

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P1P_BOY 6

Shoot it with a paintball gun... That'll give you some distance between you and them. Either that or a pressure washer will do.

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russfml 31

Lmao well if ya watch 1000 ways to die ya know one of them was based on a guy shooting a hornets nest with a paintball gun and that didnt work. Hence why he is on a 1000 ways to DIE lol.

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P1P_BOY 6

Yes ive seen that episode and that's why you shoot it from a decent range not like 10 ft away like he was, maybe shoot from out of a window and close the window after..

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sruhhvalo 5

So they're willing to risk your life based on how fast you can outrun the wasps? That's crap.

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