By iliveintexas - 01/09/2012 14:09 - United States - Tyler

Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML
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Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)

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Top comments

Queen_Cosmos 7

If no one in your family wants to do it, call an exterminator.

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anyav3 13

I guess being fit has it's down sides too. Lol

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Comments

senbonzakura90 3

Yell "for Sparta" and run in there and spray like a mad man

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skittlesmeep 4

Tell your family to spray at night when they are all in the nest. When they are least active as well..

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kirby1964 20

Wait till evening, when it is cooler. Wear long sleeves and a hat, and long pants. Hit the opening to the nest first. That will kill the guard. He would be the only one who could get to you in time.

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cl4ptp 18

You know you could just refuse? He can't make you do it. Eventually he'll concede defeat and do it himself :)

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