Love: Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining...

By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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You deserved it 38 815

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

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You deserved it 7 385

By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 181

You deserved it 4 402

By Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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You deserved it 214

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By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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You deserved it 6 441

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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You deserved it 285

By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 214

You deserved it 4 058

By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

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You deserved it 2 863

By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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You deserved it 514

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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You deserved it 1 729

egc573 40

Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:33

Well, your dad certainly can't deny that your boyfriend has impeccable timing.

kaengelangeleyes 9

Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:35

Please don't waste your life on a loser.

Comments

ceejayy22 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:43

Hahahaha gold!

metaphoristic 8

Wednesday 4 July 2012 10:51

The combination of your comment and picture somehow work well together in giving me the chills..

Mama_Umbridge 8

Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:48

It's ok OP, he wasn't really all that convinced anyways.

whostolemylama 12

Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:51

Parents know best. Remember that.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 4 July 2012 15:11

I've been with my boyfriend since 8th grade (we'll be seniors in August) and my parents are convinced that all he wants is sex, despite the fact that we're both virgins and are planning to wait; if not till marriage, till we're adults. I don't feel like dealing with a little one at 17. But I know he'd stay with me. My parents, however, are convinced he's JUST a horny guy and thinks of nothing else and doesn't truly love me, just wants me in bed. Which isn't true. So I don't think parents are right 100% of the time just because they're parents. :/ Sorry about the rant :P

vippity 1

Monday 12 November 2012 9:46

Parents are blinded by their obligation to be concerned, over-concern, or maybe total indifference to their offspring. Those various levels of blindness often spawn correspondingly absurd expectations, ludicrous suggestions, and/or warped views.