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By EPICfml. - 02/03/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 21:49 - United States - Washington

Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

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By goestoschoolonsnowdays - 12/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML

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By stupid - 21/12/2010 15:21 - Ireland

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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Xinxinix 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:03

Same thing happened to me with my dad. Except it was a Saturday, and I was freaking out because I thoguht it was Friday, so then he drove me to school. And dropped me off, it was freezing. But, still, sorry to hear your dad did kinda the same :D

DickJokes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:07

Your dad is AWESOME! i so am doing that to my kids when i get some.

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chunkofchange 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:38

haha what a jerk. but i dont see why he would waste the time and effort to drive in the snow. just to piss you off

kissmyass_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:57

HAHAGHAGAHGAHGAHAGHGAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAZXAXAXAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love your dad.seriously.

muse88 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:28

awesome..and totally douchey at the same time...atleast u get to still enjoy the day...

XxStraightupJG 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:57

Haha your dad rocks man im gonna do that to my kid, nice little bonding moment to laugh about on a later day

FuzzMonkey09 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:04

Here's what you do. Wait until a Saturday, run into his room at 8AM yelling you need to take this test andif you dont, you'll fail. Get him into the car and yell "Haha! Happy Satturday!!"

Wellthatsawkward 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:05

Haha. Do you life in Georgia or somewhere else that doesnt get snow often? I'm near Atlanta and my mom woke me up and i took a shower and got in my car, and she was like "Just kidding...no school"

jc325217 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:10

i would soo do that to my kids haha :D

wolfy_fml 5

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:44

That is a mean prank. The only way it would have been funny is if you had woken up as normal, gotten a ride to school, then your father saying "happy snow day!" Not him purposefully waking you up to do that.

ful_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:45

I don't think I've ever seen so many "I can't take a joke. fml" posts in one day.

KillxKatie 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:24

I wish my parents were that cool. Ughh no fair I got stuck with boring parents who yell a lot. Haha. Anywayss funny story. I wake up early all the time so it wouldn't really bother me but I guess if you like sleeping in then that would suck.