By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 707
You deserved it 109
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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CherishFlowers 0

OMG! Why would she even want to tell you?

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Fails_at_life 0

your fault for failing as a parent. slap that lil bitch in the ****, teller whats up

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Zax13 0

cuz shes 13 and thinks its cool.........

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iammeanttolive 0

Time to put her on lock down. I bet you she acts slutty around her friends. That response is so innocent. She's trying to hide her true identity. tsk.

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Yunie_fml 0

That's disgusting. I feel for you on that one, despite not being a mother myself.

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skylitxrock 0

pfttt, sex was the last thing on my mind at 13. that's outta control.

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fightingkittens 39

You are clearly a girl. This one dude in my 8th grade class claimed to have had sex at thirteen. Twice. However, he's short, skinny, and his face looks weird. We said we'd believe him if he brought the girl to school at some point, or if one of us met her. He never did, and finally I asked his best friend if she thought it was true or not. She replied, "Cameron is in a very dedicated relationship with HIS RIGHT HAND."

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carriealana 0

Agree with 9 and 12 though that sounds harsh.

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blueEyes_19 0

at least you and your daughter have a good enough relationship that you can talk about things like sex!

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Teeheez 0

Ur right #19. But wow 13? Tsk, tsk. That is just sad. She might as well tell u that she was a ****. Cuz that's what she's going to be, if u don't do anything about it. TEEHEE

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the_stereotype 0

good enough that she told her AFTER she had sex? yeah...i'm thinking not

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innerbeast86 3

**** good relationships time to start beating that ass and is say she got alot of time to make up for although on the flip side you may also want to find out who has molested and get her some counceling before she becomes a 15 year old hooker

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thebigO_fml 0

that must have been a great moment in your life! ;)

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