Intimacy: Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex....

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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finitely 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:45

13?.... damn....

Jeniusjay919 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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beebe_monster 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:47

DAYUUMMM .

JakeVee 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:23

Parenting Epic Fail

MolnijaKisa 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:20

#88 for the win. I completely agree with psychox.

Whit3boy12 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:43

lmfao ouch. you better not let her out of the house ever again

hahamylmao 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:27

i feel sorry for you man. teach your kid thats what i think. im like whoa she's 13!

myster1ous 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:09

That's shocking. I hope it was a joke.

elisabeth96 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:35

take her to steve wilkos or something.

rabidsammich522 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:53

can i have her number? :)

omar13 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:53

Jeseus f***ing christ!! 13!?! God at thirteen, i was still playing with my mr. potato head!

louyfi85 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 8:48

EGAD!!!!

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