By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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She could of just been joking, but really i dont know. I know a 13 year old who on her birthday gave a bj to her boyfriend. But I did this to my older brother (he's 20) before I read this and everyother kid in my school was doing it to.... the joke not "IT". But you know, I dont. Oh by the way my brother got pissed and punched my boyfriend so i wouldnt do the joke part if i were you! sorry about your kid

^ what? that blurb of words was very hard to read please use better sentence structure next time

Ok so that's sad but I'm not gonna lie, this made me laugh REALLY HARD!

doesnt matter she's preteen if you haven't notice, kids are becoming mature in an early stage i have a lil cousin thats like not even going to school and he's reading newspaper and he has probably a high iq than anyone else i know......he's also more talkative dan me.....brilliant child yeah sex was on my mind like pre-teen

you are a loser for being a vigin til you were 22,haha. and for the thing about your daughter. who gives a rat's ass.? most people loose their viginity around 14 or 15. and if she is mature then who cares. age doesnt matter it's weather she is mature and grown.

good lord keep a better watch on your kids.

well to tell you the truth as much as i hate how shit happens the age for kids to have sex is getting smaller and smaller when i was young i heard 18 was to young to have sex..... i had sex at 16 and know my sis has came to me that shes having sex i have to get BC pills for my 15 year sister i would should recommend bc pills if u get worried paranoid

flyfallfadeaway 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA i would do that to my mom, just to bug her. if you really think that she was being serious, though, time for a talk.

squeaky_fml 0

at least you know, anyway. Make sure she knows how to protect herself.