By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 707
You deserved it 109

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kamikazemelonman 0

AHAHAHHAHHAhAHAH. This is hilarious. BTW, if you don't want to read the other 218 comments, The gist of them is: 1. You suck at paerneting 2. Don't say that they suck at parenting 3. Your daughter is a hoe 4. Kids do what they want 5. Having sex at 13 is normal 6. Having sex at 13 is NOt normal 7. You should teach them about birth control 8. You should lock them up 9. you should beat them 10. You should NOT lock them up/beat them. and so on.... This is still hilarious.

Mylife_cant_suck 0

EPIC FAIL!!! you really do SUCK! but please please dont go to therapy- the therapist will kill himself because you are made of fail!!!

Get a time machine, go back in time and have sex when you're 12. Then your daughter won't be able to say that she beat you. Problem solved.

tdogg_737 0

as a teen myself i deff agree with 40 and 48 and prollly more too but i ddnt get a chance to read them all (:

dontyouknow 0

well you know what if you looked after her more and talked to her more often about this and made her understand sex is meant to be had later in life then maybe this would not of happened. your fault you deserved this one

o.o wowww. those inner city black kids... >.

xxhalfasian 0

It sucks that this happened, but MAKE IT BETTER. Do all you need in order to instill better morals in her and make her aware of the dangers of having sex. I'm sure she'll do it in high school behind your back like almost every high school girl, but at 13? You REALLY need to get your parenting together and make sure she at least understands. I know it's hard to control a teenager, but you could at least enforce a curfew, know who's she's hanging out with, where she is, etc. Being a teenager myself, I would hate you for all that as I hated my mom, but it at least kept me safe and I am now thankful for not turning into a druggie like nearly all the people I used to hang out with.

Today I learned that the average age that CHILDREN are having sex is at 13. It's sad. Sorry this happened to you, it's not your fault at all.