Kids: Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst...

By Margo - 15/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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By ChildFree - 20/04/2015 23:55 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

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By ImScrewed - 10/05/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, I had my husband’s family over. Our adopted 4 year-old daughter drew a cute card and gave it to me saying, "Happy Mother’s Day mommy! I love you." My mother-in-law scoffed, "She’s infertile and not even your real mom, but ok." Now our daughter won’t stop asking all sorts of questions. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 08:30 - United States - Sewell

Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML

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By off the family - 17/06/2018 20:30

Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 17:02

Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 14:08

Today, my three-year-old told me he hates me cause I’m mean because I wouldn’t give him another cupcake. Now he is calling his grandma his new mommy. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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Not her fault nor mine

By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2022 10:59

Today, I informed my daughter-in-law that I’m a granny, not an unpaid, on-call 24/7 babysitter, and no, I will not be babysitting her kids all day so she can go to an all-day brunch with her similarly selfish girlfriends. She threw an actual tantrum and threatened to put me in a home. FML

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sandergtf 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:03

if you pressure her and ask too much YDI

CoconutSoup 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:03

LOL! Stop being so pushy!

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joecartoon2 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:41

Wow i wanna learn that trick

Samuraixman 3

Saturday 3 December 2011 21:29

thats actually very smart but evil

Love_that_panda 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 23:34

Brilient! xD

Alyssamarie23 3

Friday 9 December 2011 0:02

Win.

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 21:47

Maybe she's hinting that she's sick of you asking?

Haha_no_123 11

Saturday 11 February 2012 20:37

Your daughter-in-law is smart and your grandson is awesome. HE CAN CRY ON CUE

razzl3erry 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 14:25

YDI. It's none of your damn business! Stop asking.

merser 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 23:36

smart!!

klovely22 13

Wednesday 1 August 2012 5:57

I've seen this somewhere else. Not on Fml.

jennuhm 4

Thursday 17 January 2013 8:15

GOOD! Let her do what she wants with her life, you had your chance...nosy

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