Kids: Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first...

By mylove - 01/05/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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By applesmama - 17/09/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 00:48 - Canada

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML

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By mybmw - 14/10/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML

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Daddy's girl, heartless father

By what? - 13/01/2022 23:01

Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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Friday 1 May 2009 14:18

I hope I never have a kid like #8.

hk_fml 9

Friday 1 May 2009 14:02

Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:

Comments

maddayyy 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:07

why wou;d you bu ur 16 year old daughter a thong? Thats like telling her, "here you go, go be a ****."

pete275 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:27

why would a parent want to get a 16 year old child a thong? and why would a 16 year old want to wear a thong bought by her mom? that's messed up

annarudakowmoo 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:52

whats the big deal about thongs? ive been wearing them since i was 12... shes not a bad parent, and her daughter is an unappreciative bitch.

equinoxe_fml 2

Tuesday 5 May 2009 10:17

For the 9845575th time a thong does NOT equal having sex. And even if it did, she's 16, there's nothing wrong with losing your virginity at 16, I think that's a nice age. Her mother buying her the thong at least means that they have an open relationship, which is good... And some people just don't like to express their love to everyone that explicitly! I don't have to tell my mom I love her, because she KNOWS. Same thing goes for my sisters or my best friends. Telling them all the time would just be plain creepy to me.

foreverfmylife 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:41

The girl isn't really a bitch for never saying "I love you" to her mom, unless her mom is saying it to her and she just ignores it. My parents and I hardly ever say "I love you" to one another, because we don't need to. We know that it's there. The thong thing is still weird. I wear thongs, but my mother has never bought a single one of them for me. I have always bought them for myself, because honestly, it would feel a wee bit odd having another buy my underwear.

Chra 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:52

Lol #37, nice.

missnikki 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:50

To all these 15 and 14 year olds saying it's okay, because THEY wear a thong - actually, that makes it even worse, lil ones. I think moms should encourage their daughters to GET A JOB and buy their own damn underwear. No, wearing a thong doesnt make you a ****, but when you get your first one you feel a little sexier than you did when your mom made you wear granny panties, and for some girls that can lead to them acting "sexier" than usual. Meh, Either way I think this mom's stupid for buying her kid adult underwear.

Light_Ty 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:10

Thongs don't seem to be comfortable...and I'm not saying that this ALWAYS happens...but, she may have wanted a thong to "impress" guys...problem is...her pants or skirt needs to be off for them to see.