@142: Must you fail at everything? • Your initial comment had a comma misplaced. Tsk tsk. For shame, son. "Notice how it's always the un-christian people with "666" in their name, that are the ones who shoplift and think that wearing thongs early is OK?" doesn't magically become "the people who are un-christian AND have 666 in their name ARE THE ONES WHO SHOPLIFT, WEAR THONGS AT A YOUNG AGE, ETC." without some verbal backpedalling. Keep at it though; you'll get it in time. • You misspelled my name. Not so difficult, but it shows the same lack of respect you show for an entire community of people whose religion you continue to write in lowercase. That is considered a misspelling as well. For shame, again. • And while we're at it, you had the gall to post a self-serving and *entirely* off-topic link in order to compare **** sizes. If that weren't enough, you've received ONE comment on your remarkably unhelpful suggestions - ONE, and that from yourself. Poor, poor tiltwrestler... That's not going to the concert wearing a t-shirt with the name of the band on it; that's being in the *band* and wearing a t-shirt with the name of the band on it. Self-call? Fail. So now I see who you are. You're a bro. A ******* bro. "Id break you in half. Youre not on my level" you say (cleverly eschewing punctuation, I see). "o yah" and "everything is bomb". You're a bro, and a bitchy one, at that. You resort to physical threats on a damn website; you self-call when none of your brohans will bother to comment on your e-how article. What's next? Tears? Bitch, please.

#128 is the ******* WINNER. That's like saying "I wear granny panties, so I MUST BE A PRUDE." "I wear thongs, so I MUST BE EASY." It's a preference. Anyone who turns it into a stereotype is a douche. #142, are you ******* for real. Get the **** off of FML. Guys, just remember that you have to comment #142's eHow article on "How to be an All Around Better Douche" on your way to hell.

Here's your sign-> She's 16. Most teenagers don't say "I love you" because its how they are :| My 15-year-old hasn't said it to me since she was 10 or so and clingy. Then again, when I was 16, I told my parents that I loved them frequently. To me, it sounds like your daughter's a wee-bit of an ungrateful gal. Either way, it's not like thongs are the international symbol of being a ****. If she finds them comfortable, let her wear them. Not all girls go out and do a strip-tease to impress people. And wait, why isn't she buying her own underwear?

hahaha. yall are stupid. i'm 14 and i wear thongs.

shouldent of raised a ho

Wearing a thong doesn't mean she's a ***** or wants to turn into one. Girls also don't wear thongs to show them to guys...sorry, but most girls dress for themselves (for the most part..). And # 100--You can't just assume that she's lying because she's 16 and is getting her first thong. Just because she's a teenager, it doesn't mean that she goes behind her mom's back about underwear, or that she MUST already be wearing thongs. I don't think I wore thongs until I was 17 (and not because I/my mom thought it was "slutty" or anything...just didn't feel like it at the time and had lots of other cute underwear :) )

YDI for raising such a bitch. seriously, you're the mother!

The real FHL of this is because her child doesn't tell her she loves her, not that she bought her daughter a thong. But to the OP don't feel bad the teen years are harsh, I'm an awful teenager, I'm sure she loves you and when shes a little older you two will become friends again.

i got my first at 12, through extreme peer pressure (we all bought them together...god, we were twats)

Woah that sucks. I'm 15 and I tell my Mom I love her like all the time. She wouldn't get me a thong though, not that I want one.