By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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kayadd33 tells us more.

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She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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perdix 29

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

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Sparks808 10

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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ShipofDreams 3

House Of Anubis!

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amadisdemitrius 5

Are we talking "Chosen One" Matrix style? or "Chosen One" like Eddie Murphy in Golden Child? If its the first one, then super cool and tell her to hurry up cause shit's ******, if its the later, tell her not to sleep with tranny hookers and she'll be fine.

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goth_pixie 15

HOUSE OF ANUBIS OMA IM FANGIRLING!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHADHNKUDHBVSHHDSHC

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Sh1btastic 4

If this is Religious then YDI... Religion is poison

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chillnhill 24

So, does she still think she is the "Chosen One"?

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HoranHugs 7

You should've just agreed with her. Then watch as she tries to k

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abstracto1236 15

Holy crap! OP has thrice defied the Dark Lord!

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bassfisher100 23

did the chosen one tell her that she is indeed THE chosen one? (._.)/

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