By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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kayadd33 tells us more.

kayadd33 0

She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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perdix 29

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

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Sparks808 10

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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sacredeye73 11

Maybe she is a chosen one. Why is this so terrible???

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kayadd33 0

She's 13 and 100% convinced she has super powers, ESP, and a 'connection to the 5 elements!'

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saksxalmo 20

You should probably remind her that there are like 118 of those now... Ask her if she's mastered the power of polonium bending yet. :)

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katfiddler 3

Lol, I did that too when I was lil, my parents just sat there and listen, trying to understand what the hell I was talking about lmao :P

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BloodFaerie 21

Chosen one as in what sense? She is Jesus resurrected, Harry Potter, a jedi, a highlander... etc??

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kayadd33 0

According to her, saving us from the apocalypse.

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KHIAB 1

I wouldn't worry about it. My sister did the exact same thing when she was about that age. She outgrew it and is properly embarrassed when anyone mentions it. In her case, she thought she was some queen, but the queen part of her consciousness was sealed away until she was old enough to take on the responsibilities. All knowledge was sealed away from our parents too until the right time came. She thought they were getting worried because they were remembering too soon, and so was she and she was too young.

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robokid777 4

for what exactly?

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PandaBuddy13 0

I used to be the Chosen One, until I took an arrow to the knee..

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CadyAsInKatie 8

OMG I LIVE YOU, 23!!! That is exactly what I was thinking when I read this FML!!!

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hcarrillo90 0

NO x_x link is the chosen one!

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maddelise 16

Oh wow. That is priceless! Good luck with that one!

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FMLEveryday235 4

That can't be possible. I am the Chosen One. She's lying.

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