By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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kayadd33 tells us more.

kayadd33 0

She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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perdix 29

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

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Sparks808 10

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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Etweens96 25

"Water, Earth, Fire and Air. Only The Avatar can master all four elements and stop the Anti-Bending Revolution"

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Heinousness 0

149-1)I was kidding( probably noticed) 2) IM A GUY!!!!!!!!!!!

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yamazumi 8

Unfortunately, with Buffy destroying the source of all magic on earth, the slayer line has been cut off, and none will be called until Melaka Fray. So I'm afraid this persons daughter can in fact not be the slayer.

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DracoSpirita 21

#204- I thought at the end of season seven Willow endowed all the Potentials with Slayer abilities? That is how they managed to defeat the First Evil, after all. :P So technically, if OP's daughter was a Potential, she IS one of the Chosen Ones.

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kayadd33 0

She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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xchild 3

Just in case shes not lying, tell her there isn't a chosen one, there is thirteen of us.

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