By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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perdix 29

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

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Sparks808 10

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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Anonymoouse_fml 0

That's when you shout "FUS RO DAH" and knock some sense in

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dogluver900 2

CHOSEN FOR WHAT ???? And no "funny" ansewrrs

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123bigdog 0

Ohkay, Thats cool, But who does number 2 work for?

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1_awesome_1 4

Harry potter is the chosen one!

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perdix 29

Who does she think she is? Wayne Gretzky?

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loginword123 0

Not possible because I am the chosen one!

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linkinpark98 23

Only one shall survive!

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LittleAkuma 2

This could mean a lot of things. Chosen to defeat He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Chosen to slay vampires; if this is the case please begin with the ones commonly referred to as sparklpires or fairies. Chosen to save pokemon and humans a like. Chosen to carry the one ring to rule them all. ...and more.. However, the real question remains; How old is she?

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