By FirstDaddy - 16/06/2014 21:38 - United States - Southfield

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
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MondRubberduck 24

That´s no problem. You know. Kids are easy to bribe.

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themaxx333 6

Sit down with your wife and ask her what's going on?

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DaMann360 19

Or just shmack a hoe... Not really, I agree with #11 but the urge was too great.

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wanted_2_want 40

Riiiight #11! As if she'll tell the truth if she's confronted... Better if OP hires a PI or start keeping tabs on her.

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Amanyyyyyy 29

75- That's not creepy at all!

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doggiewoggie 13

Time to call cheaters, lol. But in all seriousness OP, you should really talk to her about that.

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davincidasecond 24

It's bad enough that she's most likely cheating, but whoever she's cheating on you with she's introducing the daughter to him as well? If that's the case, leave that sorry excuse for a wife and don't look back. No one is worth that bullshit.

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Ihavegas 22

so much yes on the above

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JustKittyKat 24

Not to mention the fact that they allow her to call the other man daddy as well.

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ItsMissLia 19

That's horrible.. Your wife seems to be handling it really immature by shushing your child instead of owning up to what she did. Sit your wife down OP and talk.

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nyancait 18

Uh oh. Sounds like it might be time to invest in some sweets for bribery purposes. Awful for you though. Sorry OP :(

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Spicemelon 5

Your wife is a great example to her kids...be the better man. Talk it out.

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CandyPewPewPew 29

How old is your daughter? Have you ever considered that she might be pranking you? Nowadays internet are teaching people on how to prank their parents.

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Mole_Man 10

Oh yeah great prank. I hear that's one for the new Jackass generation

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MrConcise 34

I dunno, our "pranks" are getting pretty twisted in recent years. What about the one that involves texting a significant other's phone with a single vague message that implies cheating and/or breaking up, then watching them unravel when you don't text back for hours on end? I'm not saying I think the little girl is pranking the dad, but it wouldn't be the most far-fetched outcome.

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ireadsometimes 13

Yeah you should talk to your 'wife' about that. Be the bigger person and don't let her have any power over you for what she did or did not do, good luck.

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fullalove 23

I'm pretty sure you missed the point of this FML.

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RedPillSucks 31

Because he makes mommy say "Yes!, Yes!!!"

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91hayek 31

It's the worst when children's innocence is capitalized on to keep a deplorable vile secret. "Here's your new daddy!", "This is you 'uncle' Joe", "Say hi to your Aunt kids!" They aren't blood or kin, keep that filth to yourself and leave the kids out of it.

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