Kids: Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course,...

By Cherie - 07/12/2010 18:25 - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

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By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2023 08:00

Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2013 07:17 - United States - San Pablo

Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

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By yen - 07/10/2018 22:00

Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts from Santa for my daughter, when my son asked why I would be buying them instead of letting Santa bring them. My son genuinely still believed in Santa. He’s 22 years old. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By The Horrible Older Sister - 02/09/2012 10:07 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

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By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - 11/12/2012 07:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML

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Tuesday 7 December 2010 22:31

Santa isn't real?!!? :(

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 7 December 2010 22:45

Celebrate the birth of her lord and saviour?

Comments

lynbrook 1

Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:40

Tell yiur daughter the Easter Bunny is going to bite her for ruining christmas for her mentally challenged brother.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 8 December 2010 17:35

Christmas is the only time it's ok for little kids to sit in some strange old guys lap.

TheZarola 10

Wednesday 8 December 2010 22:51

How is it your FML? If anything, it's your son's. There's nothing wrong with believing in Santa.

rickolette 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 4:40

damn ur little girl is a bitch. my cousins are 15 and still believe in Santa. so do I cuz I'm a widow and I don't buy extra presents to give my kids saying it was from Santa, they just get there. I know it's weird and ur probably thinking my kids got them but my kids are 12 each. (I got 2 kids) ur son has, or had, a good thing he was holding on to. ur little girl is a BITCH

sueannpalma 7

Thursday 9 December 2010 4:57

Santa isn't real :,( nooo

wikkedwicky 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 8:53

wait what Santa is not real $$$$"

bhimz1 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 15:56

well girls DO mature faster than boys

blayke96 8

Friday 10 December 2010 1:19

What the heck were you thinking?! They were still young enough to believe in Santa! They would've figured it out by themselves!

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 10 December 2010 1:47

huh? That response makes no sense because the OP didn't tell her kids there was no Santa. It is implied that the little girl found out there is no Santa and then used this knowledge and upset the son. The only reason it bothers the OP is because the youngest child figured it out first and reacted better to that knowledge then the eldest child did.