Kids: Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course,...

By Cherie - 07/12/2010 18:25 - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

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By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2023 08:00

Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2013 07:17 - United States - San Pablo

Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

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By yen - 07/10/2018 22:00

Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts from Santa for my daughter, when my son asked why I would be buying them instead of letting Santa bring them. My son genuinely still believed in Santa. He’s 22 years old. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By The Horrible Older Sister - 02/09/2012 10:07 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

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By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - 11/12/2012 07:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML

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EEric_14 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 22:31

Santa isn't real?!!? :(

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 7 December 2010 22:45

Celebrate the birth of her lord and saviour?

Comments

SittingInTheSky 6

Monday 28 March 2011 17:49

I think that's a horrible thing to do you guys, the original person who posted this: Why did your daughter think santa isn't real! he so is! i've seen him. so damn you.

EvanRL 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:05

Ur son is probably the weird one that gets picked on. why don't you explain mire of reality to him, stupid.

sweeetooth 4

Friday 17 June 2011 5:52

your daughter is gonna go places : )

juston_p 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:21

YouTube moment

sunny0718_fml 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:26

love it!!!

ConBroChill 3

Friday 19 August 2011 19:58

what a pussy

Carlie_McCartney 1

Saturday 27 August 2011 1:29

That IS a problem...

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:25

So the problem isn't that your daughter broke the news to you're son and made him cry, your problem is that he is 5 years older? You are still young enough to cry about Santa clause at 11 if that's what you're worried about..