By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 21:22 - United States

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML
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ThorneCrossed 9

I met a girl who actually had a sexual fetish for garden gnomes. I wouldn't mind being a gnome, she was cute. Jesus that sounded weird

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Flapjakels 0

my best frend does that but switches all the ordiments with the ppl on the other side of the street

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A100893 30

Any chance that she's been trying to imitate the Sims? Or she's jealous of the gnomes...

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jpallan 3

This sounds vaguely like a plot point from The Full Monty.

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docscientist 9

I think she's been playing too much of Fable III.

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coffeegirl16 0

Well obviously the garden gnomes were broken. They didn't protect anything from harm so they had to go! Your daughter did the right thing:)

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captainTexas84 0

I swear the were trying to kill me!! *twitch*

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ISayItHowItIs 0

guess there also isnt going to be a gnomeo and juliet 2..

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Wazilla 0

Are those Gnomes also stealing her underware for their massive plot: Step one: Steal Underware Step two: ??? Step three Profit!

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