By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 15:19 - United States - Decatur

Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML
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michelleJ11 25

Did you ask her the explain this logic? I want to know her secret & live until the year 3000. You never know OP, she could be the next Albert Einstein.

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soccerstar1996 18

What if OP's daughter created a time machine and plans on traveling to the year 3000 when she turns 30? And she can bring all of their technology and solutions to our time and creates a paradox where our past is more advanced than their future and therefore creates a cycle where the future's ultra advanced technology comes to our time and makes the future even more advanced? BOOM MINDFUCK

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ravenh1979 13

Right!! She meant late in the year of 2000, so probably November or December.

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shockwave259 6

you can't really expect her to think like an adult at such a young age.

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chocolatefrog28 29

It's ok, numbers are hard.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

First of all she's in her teens what do you expect? It's not like she's 19 or 20. She's still a kid, you can't expect everything.

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Llama_Face89 33

Should be able to expect her to comprehend simple math...

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#110 That is also true but she can't expect everything.

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thatguynow 13

[__(* *)__] this isn't normal stupid, this is advanced stupid

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rdenkewicz 11

Wow that's so dumb! How old is she?

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

52... or if you read previous comments (or even just did the math yourself) she'd be almost 13 if not already 13.

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morngo 8

Dude she was born in 2000 it's 2013 now do the math

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lwonderful 11

You're an idiot too xD xD xD she'd be 1,000 years old xD xD xD you both need 1st grade again, a bit like me xD xD xD poser.jpg

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love_me_electric 20

Did you have a seizure while writing this?

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EmoFlowers 19

All of your "xD"s make it a little hard to understand, but in all I think that you have misread and misinterpreted the FML.

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brewmasterg 34

The mother wasn't asking the daughter to do the math for her because she didn't understand that the year 3000 would make her child 1000/1001. She was trying to find out whether her daughter believed she was going to live to that age. It's not hard to understand.

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lwonderful 11

Sorry guys I let my friend user FML and she said that •_•

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Ms_ValS 27

I can't imagine the mountain of maths assessment books and past year papers she'd have to do as punishment if she were Asian like me

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andyxagony 6

Wow -_- people my own age are actually that stupid...I don't want to live on this planet anymore

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