By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 15:19 - United States - Decatur

Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML
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michelleJ11 25

Did you ask her the explain this logic? I want to know her secret & live until the year 3000. You never know OP, she could be the next Albert Einstein.

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soccerstar1996 18

What if OP's daughter created a time machine and plans on traveling to the year 3000 when she turns 30? And she can bring all of their technology and solutions to our time and creates a paradox where our past is more advanced than their future and therefore creates a cycle where the future's ultra advanced technology comes to our time and makes the future even more advanced? BOOM MINDFUCK

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perdix 29

Luckily, she's so stupid, you could give her a thousand bucks for a 97% discount;)

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alshygirl 14

It seemS you don't either.

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BrookRae 19

He didn't spell the word wrong, he simply just missed one letter.

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gandhislayer 6

Or he completely butchered the sentence grammatically.

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BrookRae 19

Well they capitalized the word S so I assumed they were only correcting that.

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michelleJ11 25

107, he didn't spell the word wrong, he just used the wrong word.

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tangonaf 16

wow late 2000's what does that make her 4-6 years old ... you're being too harsh on her. YDI for lacking imagination

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jeragonm 15

The girl is 12/13!!! Not 4-6! YouAreMyPrey is apparently on the same level of intelligence as OP's child is.

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tangonaf 16

Sorry for being illiterate, English is my third language so I'm not very good at it.

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Renitachi12 10

Late 2000, like, the end of the year 2000... Shes around 13 now

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JasonUMN 15

You never know, maybe we will have found the fountain of youth by then.

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CorpsmanUp88 21

reverse aging. thatll be something to look forward to.

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BjgUsername 12

The "duh " really makes this FML awesome.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

That's so true! The funny thing is that the first time I read this FML (moderating) there was no "duh". It didn't impress me much in fact

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abeg157 14

If this said my son I would have known it was me mum. Good to know there's other kids who ****** up like that.

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Olympiakos10 15

Google Translate isn't a reliable translator.

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Altar_fml 2

That's actually possible. Have you heard of Alcor Life Extension?

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