By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 15:19 - United States - Decatur

Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML
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michelleJ11 25

Did you ask her the explain this logic? I want to know her secret & live until the year 3000. You never know OP, she could be the next Albert Einstein.

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soccerstar1996 18

What if OP's daughter created a time machine and plans on traveling to the year 3000 when she turns 30? And she can bring all of their technology and solutions to our time and creates a paradox where our past is more advanced than their future and therefore creates a cycle where the future's ultra advanced technology comes to our time and makes the future even more advanced? BOOM MINDFUCK

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exo_went_insane 12

If she'd said "100, duh!", it would have made a sad kind of sense, but 30 is just depressing.

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hellphone_fml 37

Before I have been like "wow i get to maybe see 3097, since i was born in 1997" but less than 10 seconds later i thought "wait no the most i can live is like in the 2097's" just give her a while she will realise it

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Stevarious 12

My son, who was also born in 2000, read this and laughed and laughed and laughed.

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KylarStern19 7

Maybe she's a genius whose discovered the secret to cryogenics??

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jonathanmoore 12

Well she's apparently very young so just give it time.

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ratherblunt 6

Chip off the old block since clearly you like bragging about it... and you obviously didn't help her with math. Parenting at its best. Good job.

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