By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 15:19 - United States - Decatur

Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML
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michelleJ11 25

Did you ask her the explain this logic? I want to know her secret & live until the year 3000. You never know OP, she could be the next Albert Einstein.

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soccerstar1996 18

What if OP's daughter created a time machine and plans on traveling to the year 3000 when she turns 30? And she can bring all of their technology and solutions to our time and creates a paradox where our past is more advanced than their future and therefore creates a cycle where the future's ultra advanced technology comes to our time and makes the future even more advanced? BOOM MINDFUCK

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SoLDarkLord53 12

She's at least 12 . So no you have not. Not yet. You have time to correct her. Take away her phone you've no doubt given her and make her do math. Lots of it by hand.

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jw90 18

I'd make her explain her logic and watch as she totally mind ***** you.

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athos1237 4

At least you can admit it and get help now.

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dontkilljay 14

I feel like most kids end up believing at least one thing that's totally ridiculous when they're young. I thought that sinks made water, for example. Plus, your daughter can't be old enough yet for such logic to be a problem if she was born in the late 2000s..

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Llama_Face89 33

It's been said before but I'll reiterate the point. Late 2000 not late 2000s. As in December 5, 2000 for example. Why is this such a hard concept to grasp?

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SierraCheyenne 8

I'm wondering the same thing... Morons! Morons everywhere!

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dontkilljay 14

Woahh crap my apologies, totally misread the original post. Yeah, your kid should know better, as well as serves as a glorious tribute to our public school system.

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Llama_Face89 33

Shit happens. Nobody expects someone OPs daughters age to be that retarded.

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Enslaved 36

First and only time I said "duh" to one of my parents, I saw so many stars!

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slappygecko 21

From that day, Enslaved's cheek was never the same.

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Llama_Face89 33

Perhaps even both sets

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merik225 14

That is so cute! Hopefully she wasn't serious.

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Philintheblankz 14

Clearly your daughter is planning on cryogenically freezing herself in the year 2030 when she will be 30 years old. She's off to New New York to hang with the professor.

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phoneYuNOlisten 16

I dun hooded saying I might live to 3000, even though I might only make it to 2100.

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Omniprism 14

This was funny but I wouldn't blame yourself completely. The schooling system isn't what it use to be. Good luck.

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jkjorn 16

So does Mom! She'd have to be 1000 years old to see the year 3000. Methinks Mom meant the year 2100.. at least I hope so.

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