Health: Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground,...

By ledentist - 12/09/2012 02:24 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By fuckalltwitardsintheface - 20/09/2012 21:34 - United States - Lindsey

Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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What's the tooth?

By Anonymous - 05/07/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I asked my dentist to have a look at the tiny crack his colleague repaired a few years ago, because it’s giving me trouble again. He looked in my mouth, took an X-ray, and could find neither the crack, nor the corresponding filling. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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Jaws

By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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The reflex, flex flex flex flex

By Flyaway - 21/03/2021 11:56 - Australia - Rhodes

Today, a fly landed on my dentist's arm. The same arm and hand holding the needle inserted into my gum. He instinctively tried to shake it off. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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dandelion0_o 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 9:15

Maybe you need a new dentist?

FMLshark 12

Wednesday 12 September 2012 9:19

Clean it up with Orbit!

Comments

chriscrossedya 4

Wednesday 12 September 2012 9:36

eh a little hair in your mouth puts hair on your chest...errr wait

hotshot2626 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 9:40

5 second rule doesn't really apply there...

hotshot2626 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 9:45

Touche number 11, touche.

benmec 18

Wednesday 12 September 2012 10:37

Yuk. I would wait until he takes his mouth guard off, then "accidentally" sneeze on his face! How 'bout them apples!? Ha ha!!!

SwaggCapone 11

Wednesday 12 September 2012 10:52

bite his finger when he went to put it in?

Tektite 14

Wednesday 12 September 2012 11:24

You should have turned your head away or something OP! Just thinking about it grosses me out, I wouldn't have been able to sit calmly. D:

BlasianGirl 2

Wednesday 12 September 2012 12:24

This is probably the same dentist that did a root canal on the wrong tooth on a different FML.

AwsumShyGuy 12

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:18

and the one that sneezed into that guys mouth in that other FML

emo666_ 0

Wednesday 12 September 2012 12:28

I hope you spit it back out!

cheshireau 26

Wednesday 12 September 2012 12:45

And I hope you spat it back out at him.

RentaName 15

Wednesday 12 September 2012 12:46

It's time to find a new dentist. You shouldn't have allowed him to put it in your mouth before cleaning it.

Missusluv313 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 13:07

I don't understand why you let him put it back in your mouth. I would have smacked his damn hand away. I can only imagine how many times he has dropped something in the past and just picked it up.