Health: Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground,...

By ledentist - 12/09/2012 02:24 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By fuckalltwitardsintheface - 20/09/2012 21:34 - United States - Lindsey

Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I asked my dentist to have a look at the tiny crack his colleague repaired a few years ago, because it’s giving me trouble again. He looked in my mouth, took an X-ray, and could find neither the crack, nor the corresponding filling. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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The reflex, flex flex flex flex

By Flyaway - 21/03/2021 11:56 - Australia - Rhodes

Today, a fly landed on my dentist's arm. The same arm and hand holding the needle inserted into my gum. He instinctively tried to shake it off. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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dandelion0_o 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 9:15

Maybe you need a new dentist?

FMLshark 12

Wednesday 12 September 2012 9:19

Clean it up with Orbit!

Comments

IneffableLullaby 13

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:36

My question is, if you saw him do it, why'd you allow him to place it back into your mouth without washing it off first? This isn't a YDI, but I believe you could've done more in the situation. Just saiyan.

MissSmartenup 4

Wednesday 12 September 2012 18:12

As long as he followed the 5 seconds rule ;)

kalbrek009 20

Wednesday 12 September 2012 20:37

Dah fuq? New dentist!

Metallica36176 16

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:55

OSHA?

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:32

lmao at the orbit guy

nickkmason 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 2:28

Why would you let her ? Aha that sucks tho

SeeNote 1

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:31

Makes me shiver. Absolutely disgusting

kaeliegh 1

Thursday 13 September 2012 5:21

Gross!! You should've waited for him to get real close then coughed in his face lol

krs7g4 8

Thursday 13 September 2012 5:43

Ok, so I see how this is unprofessional and pretty gross, but... What is everyone's deal about hair? It's beautiful on a person's head, fine on a person's arms, not so desirable on a man's chest, and now any type of pubic hair is appalling. What the hell? In the last few years women are just hairless and men are swiftly catching up. I just don't get it! I like to see a healthy bit of hair around a mans genitalia. A little chest hair never hurt anyone! And maybe trimming/cleaning up the bush, but no Brazilian. Razor burn on your vag really sucks. It makes sex really uncomfortable. And it itches like hell 2 days into the inevitable grow-back! Seriously, who wants to **** someone that looks like an 8 year old naked? That's what is gross.