By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
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DocBastard 38

Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!

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xlord 27

Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....

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retrorewind 13

you'll be thanking God for the extra one if you have triplets some day

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paijus 0

Why would you wish for more... Is two not enough? Don't you mean bigger?

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theluckyones 10

I don't know, Total Recall chick looked pretty amazing with the 3 boobs...

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Dcm210 19

maybe get a second opinion,I hope everything works in your favor.

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Kn0wledge123 21

Anyone notice comments 1-9 got thumbed down?

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TheSasmaster 9

Don't worry OP, when my doctor told me I had a third AND a fourth nipple, I didn't like it either .__.

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gc327072 30

19- then it would just look like one of those disgusting black-death buboes, of course it'd be weird as hell!

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neurodoc 1

Of only ur partner had three hands..... (it would take only 2/3rds the time to get to the big O) Don't worry OP it is not an uncommon condition. If functional it might be just an annoyance when you have a baby and you are nursing.. Is all.

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