Health: Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction....

By anonymous - 12/05/2011 02:20

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By Jessica - 19/03/2011 21:13 - Romania

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

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By tinygirl - 07/03/2011 06:16

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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By ALittleLighter - 14/09/2021 05:00

Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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PSQ91 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 8:58

Moobs!

runtodarkness 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 8:58

some under-privileged girl could use those!

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zojieeu 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:11

fat ass :D

hatepineapple 14

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:15

Just be glad he didn't suggest an implant.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 12 May 2011 12:21

That would actually be better, because that would mean that the OP didn't have adequate breasts to begin with... Since OP is a man, that would be a good thing.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:23

Keep your breasts then.

iLazy 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 11:46

Mah milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours

tastymonsterkake 0

Friday 13 May 2011 3:59

my frozen dairy product brings all the males to my establishment. and they agree its more satasfactory then yours(;

narcosoldier 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:25

got milk

Livinia 11

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:27

Keep them if you like them then.

zojieeu 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 10:31

haha I know you like yours :D

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:29

I don't know why but I pictured Gary from Teen Mom.

lulututu 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:34

I know why, haa:)

splashman 7

Thursday 12 May 2011 23:11

chino627 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:29

maybe u should wear a bra lmao

jokolopolop 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:37

fatty'

JenDanielle917 13

Friday 28 October 2011 22:22

douchebagg

teresa96706 29

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:48

you need to be healthy and excercise :)

sheethapins 13

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:49

haha this reminded me if the "boobies like a woman" YouTube video

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