Intimacy: Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines....

By amanda - 23/07/2013 05:17 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML

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By Sam - 27/08/2020 23:02 - Canada

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2023 03:00

Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML

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By toomuch - 22/11/2011 09:36 - Australia

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

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By Decibell - 18/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML

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By Poopsie - 13/08/2018 06:00

Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML

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By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML

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Headfucked

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 17:00

Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML

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By GladYoureConcerned - 30/12/2014 18:15 - United States - Glendale

Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML

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By imawesome - 02/03/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

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Between a rock and a hard place

By Anonymous - 25/10/2021 04:59 - Canada - Enderby

Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML

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yoimtrollin 24

Tuesday 23 July 2013 15:56

Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences

adb1827 17

Tuesday 23 July 2013 15:58

"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."

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Capt_Colorz 8

Sunday 16 February 2014 5:36

Eat 10-12 almonds...same effect as a prescribed aspren

becoy 7

Sunday 23 February 2014 23:40

I feel your pain.. I have the same problem

OctoberJade 12

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:16

How could this ever be a YDI???

MilitaryGirl1 9

Friday 29 August 2014 2:15

Unfortunately you're not the only one.

irishprincess515 15

Friday 19 June 2015 5:44

You should be married to my husband. You can have sex with him, guarantee no ******, lol

Mshocket03 7

Friday 2 October 2015 1:19

i had this to about a year ago and lasted for about a month

shotgun_girl 17

Monday 26 October 2015 16:44

Oh my god that sucks. You should have aspirin, tea, and time for a nap prepared before sex. Hope you found some meds that helped!

flossingpancake 18

Tuesday 21 June 2016 15:54

Damn if that's not punishment from God or the gods I don't know what is

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