Intimacy: Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines.... - FML

By amanda - 23/07/2013 05:17 - United States - Lafayette

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Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML

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By Sam - 27/08/2020 23:02 - Canada

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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2023 03:00

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Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML

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By toomuch - 22/11/2011 09:36 - Australia

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Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

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By Decibell - 18/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML

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By Poopsie - 13/08/2018 06:00

Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML

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By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

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Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 17:00

Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML

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By GladYoureConcerned - 30/12/2014 18:15 - United States - Glendale

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Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML

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By imawesome - 02/03/2012 03:54 - United States

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Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

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Between a rock and a hard place

By Anonymous - 25/10/2021 04:59 - Canada - Enderby

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Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML

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yoimtrollin 24

Tuesday 23 July 2013 15:56

Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences

adb1827 17

Tuesday 23 July 2013 15:58

"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."

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Fiori4 20

Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:50

How in the hell does somebody deserve this? Feel so sorry for you OP. :/

pfft123 14

Wednesday 24 July 2013 2:02

I'm sorry OP! Gosh that must be terrible... I do migraines all the time, but... this is like a curse!! Maybe ask your doctor to prescribe you specific migraine painkillers and take them 20 minutes before sex?

furbyface711 9

Wednesday 24 July 2013 2:22

I have recently found this thing called Migraines Be Kool. It's a menthol strip that you put on your head. I original bought it to help bring down a fever, but tried it for a migraine. It doesn't cure it, but t does help.

graceinsheepwear 33

Wednesday 24 July 2013 6:02

ice helps me.

merik225 14

Wednesday 24 July 2013 2:43

This sounds like something my sex Ed teacher would tell my class so They would practice abstinence...

colvindj 22

Wednesday 24 July 2013 3:07

Oh dang that sucks, but we all know you'll keep doing it anyways.

Willibobs 33

Wednesday 24 July 2013 3:15

My ex suffered this also, only lasted about a month. Hope it clears up for you soon.

legendxs 20

Wednesday 24 July 2013 7:54

How horrible... :( Isn't it cureable?

SauronsCataract 15

Wednesday 24 July 2013 8:04

Migraine is often a symptom of dehydration - and orgasms sometimes lead to dehydration. Few glasses of water could help.

khodginssxo 14

Wednesday 24 July 2013 8:11

that is awful, I guess take Advil before sex? good luck with that for sure

isamisis 9

Wednesday 24 July 2013 8:52

The good news is you can have an ******!

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