By Anonymous - 26/06/2016 12:22 - Australia - West End

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Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML
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vOIDmASS 13

There's a down under joke here but I'll let you punny ones finger it out (yes I'm a thief)

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LyingBlood 8

guess you dog also wanted a bone to play with.

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hoponpip 20

omg you people are assholes. whether or not she/he/etc 'has a man' is not the point. it's their choice to have a sex life with themselves and you haven't the right to judge, considering most of you are single too. so stfu

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MandieL 27

People here aren't judging OP for not having a man. Where did you get that from. If they are judging her for anything, it's spending so much on a ***** and not taking better care of it. For the most part I think people are startled that a ***** costs that much! You're reading a different thread though if your reading that people are judging her for not having a man in her life.

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DoomedGemini 37

Sadly there's a few people making jabs at op not "having a man"(cause all women want men..?) or such.. And some of the comments are judging op for spending money so much on a ***** though majority are jokes or shock over the cost.

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DoomedGemini 37

Can someone explain why in downvoted for pointing out there are some asshole comments? It'd be appreciated

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tkdbb11790 12

If you bought a *****, your sex life was probably over way before that.

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Nacelle 7

I bought all of my wife's ******. i get to use then on her. it's fun.

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sweetpotato301 7

How? I have a ***** and a steady boyfriend. You realise the two aren't mutually exclusive, right?

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bonglife 1

Why spend 120 dollars on a ***** when you can just get a bf and have actual sex. if your sex life only includes a *****, then you're doing something wrong.

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DanielleinDC 33

Maybe you shouldn't have left your ***** where your dog could get it. Put it in a drawer or a box with a secure lid.

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nanner6206 24

I know the glass ones are pricey, but I doubt that's what Fido got his paws on. I'm curious about what these fancy ****** look like and do. Google, here I come.

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XxanonymousexX 6

But why the 120 dollar ***** you can get a banana for 69 cents a pound?

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Catdragon 40

That could get pretty expensive if you calculate how many times you have to pound it.

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