By Fucked - 16/01/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 554
You deserved it 40 830

Same thing different taste

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obff527 7

freekin stoner. fido should get a bone for that.

pot addict? wtf? you cannot be addicted to pot. therefore your argument = null and void

hah you actually can. it doesn't have to be a physical addiction

onexgun 0

I'm so sick of everyone thinking all stoners are pot addicts... if you get hooked on weed you really fail at life. we just know how to have a good time and the only haters of it are those who've never done it. it's really not addicting what so ever

"weed is fine it's not like it's baaa... umm... what was I saying? huh?" this is why u don't smoke weed morons

SmokinWeed 0

87 I would kindly name off "morons" who have accomplished so many great things for the world, but there is a bowl packed and it's my turn.

pechi_305 7

If we explain "addiction" as being as addicted to heroin, weed is not addictive. However, if we actually take the dictionary definition of addiction, we can be addicted to anything including inanimate things like love, happiness and many other feelings. So weed can be addictive in this way. I used to smoke weed everyday, now I smoke maybe once a week. I was actually failing school and was going into a complete downfall before starting to smoke marijuana. Now, I have straight a's and I am staying out of any trouble. So there goes your stereotype.

ouch! this is why you do pot at a friends house.......i mean, drugs are bad, mk?

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i say split it with the dog a talented dog like taht deserves a fricken treat :)

ethanmonroe 0

I'm guessing your dog's a Lab Retriever or some form of Shepherd. Can't be a chihuahua or one of those rats, they're too stupid and too light to carry one of those.

Tink4me 0

actually I have four chihuahua's and they are very smart and they can pick up anything they put there mind to

there's nothing wrong with smoking pot, in fact let's look at the facts. Drinking makes people aggressive, illogical, and prone to a very serious condition called DEATH!, while marijuana causes relaxation, paranoia and hunger. Now I'm not the smartest person in the world, but I know I'd rather choose the one that won't kill me if I have too much. Oh and by the way, the chemicals that make up alcohol are also used to make jet fuel. Think about that the next time you want to get drunk; and to the OP, that was probably the dog telling you and your parents that it wants to get high too, so let it join in.

#32 u get addicated to pot easily just not physically but it is much worse to be psychologically addicted to a substance its illeagal and u can die from it dumbass and not all people get agressive when drinking when your parinoed u r aggressive wow u obviosly arent smart cuz im 13 and know more about it

How exactly can you die from smoking pot? Id love to hear the explanation, please include your sources and a few examples if you can.

R0lling_St0ner 0

dude it IMPOSSIBLE to get addicted to pot I've been smoking it for 5 years still as smart as I am now as was before if fact a lil smart cuz (I at least) can think easyer when I'm high, not better but it helps me do calculus and I get 90% most of the time (and I have ADHD with extrem paranoia issues) and guess what my docter Percribes it to me.........now let me ask you would a DOCTER of all people in this world subscribe that to you if it didn't help in some way?????? now I'm not saying its not bad for you but it's A HELL OF ALOT better then some of the shit out there as for the paranoia, you need to be in a relaxed enviroment and that won't happen

dioxyde420 0

It is physically impossible to die from eating/smoking too much. You can't kill yourself eating the amount of your own weight, even. YES, that is PROVEN.

firey994 0

pot should be legal it has never killed anyone. theoretically you would have to smoke 1500 pounds in 15 minutes to die of an overdose. alcohol and tobacco kill thousands of people each year . it is extremely hard to get cancer from pot because most people don't smoke every day and when they do smoke it isn't as much as tobacco.

onexgun 0

you can not die from a THC overdose.. invade you didn't know THC is what gets you high also exactly what position are you In to say if it's addicting or not? you've prolly never had it. I don't go sayin shit unless you've had experence with it kid.

36 you retard, you can't get addicted to pot easily, and even if you do, if you stop for about 3 days then on day 4 you'll b fine, and also you cannot die from it, you would need to smoke half your body weight in one sitting which is physically impossible, the only person who ever died from weed was actually eating it strait up and a lot of it. also yes maybe not all people get violent while drinking, but just cause you'll get a tiny bit of paranoia, doesn't make you violent, intact out of all the people who I've seen drink and smoke, I've seen drunk people fight but never baked people fight. the only real paranoia is them scared of getting caught because it's illegal! well anyways people, just cause this little kid is a retard don't judge all of us because I'm 14 and am nothing like this retard

lmao sorry bro but everything you said is pretty much wrong. first of all, your grammar sucks, and second of all you can die from smoking weed, but it takes several years of constant use. also, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean you're aggressive. why kind of logic is that? drinking is much more harmful to your body only if done too often. the side effects can make you make stupid choices that could lead to death, but if done only on occasion to are fine. plus, sometimes, you're right people don't all get aggressive with alcohol, but they do by get aggressive only when paranoid. I put a lot ore into that comment than I though I was going to haha.

91 you can't die from years of constant use, I know someone who has almost constantly being smoking weed since he was 12

Just for everyone's information, smoking pot does cause brain damage. Not saying that it's worse than alcohol... But still, brain damage. And since when is something "okay" when it doesn't kill you?

Umm 39 your spelling suggests you are in fact an idiot.

Is your dog's name McGruff by any chance?