By g'day cunt - 26/08/2012 18:27 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
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Futacy 29

Wait.. you spray perfume in your mouth?

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Kgirl2cute 6

But why would you ever spray perfume directly at your mouth?

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musicluvr2000 11

Is anyone else slightly weirded out hearing "my dog head butted me in the mouth"?

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theluckyones 10

It happens.. My dog gets overly excited jumps at my face and Head butts me.

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jenniiienyc 5

Why spray your face with perfume in the first place, OP?

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nightmare2274 0

Yes cause everyone sprays perfume in their mouth...

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dominic1221 6

I thought a split lip could be anything from a massive split to practically a papercut. At least that's how I've always heard it and used the phrase.

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celine21_fml 0

I think commen sence just went out the window ^_^

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VooDooCarrie91 19

You mean common sense? It looks like you are in short supply as well

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GypsyRover 0

If you want to be a grammar Nazi, you forgot the period at the end of the sentence. I hope you don't raise that kid to be a jerk like you. Go be a teachers aide if you want to edit peoples work.

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VooDooCarrie91 19

You can say whatever you want about me. I don't care but you don't talk about my kid in any form. You don't know me or my children. There a lot of grammar Nazi's on this site. Get over it. But don't belittle my parenting because I didn't have a ******* period at the end of my sentence.

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Peacelove0404 26

I know that whenever I spray perfume on my neck, I always end up getting a little bit of it in my mouth. That's probably what OP did

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littlelotte98 3

seriously how do u mistake putting perfume in ur mouth I mean it's not hard to miss

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