Animals: Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the...

By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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You deserved it 36 141

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 12:50 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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Good boy

By This may take awhile - 30/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, after a serious argument with my friend about how his dog seems to hate me for no reason, I decided that it's my responsibility to show his dog that I mean no harm. I started off by giving him his favorite treat. He got excited and practically inhaled it… then started barking at me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML

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You deserved it 602

By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By crimsoncon - 25/11/2011 10:24

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

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Saturday 3 July 2010 12:18

You seem bright.

artisticninja713 13

Saturday 3 July 2010 13:08

How the hell would you know if the dog was mad at you?

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sloop_fml 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:22

wow, the dog is smarter than you. a recurring theme here on recent fml posts.

Austin_C 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:27

What are you the dog whisperer.

egging 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:57

44 - a little hypocritical, don't cha think? OP - my cat was mad at me for eating her food because I thought it wad tuna! YDI for even putting this up, you stupid bitch.

nuke_o 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:03

Wow, now who is the hypocrit?

nuke_o 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:01

Okay wow everyone!! All the people that are saying the OP is stupid for not noticing the cookies were dog treats stfu. Have you not listened to the other comments about how some dog treats are identical to human cookies bu without sugar?? Listen before any of you comment on this again. And also the OP was probably in her own house, which means that she can eat those cookies if she wants to! Jeez, pay attention people and lay off the drugs!

egging 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:12

51 - um, you? 50 - that's not why we're calling her stupid. she said "my dog is mad at me..." READ.

nuke_o 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:33

I did read it. That's why I posted that, why don't you try thinking for a moment? hm?

egging 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:15

*him

JokeMeister 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:33

After TWO you just figured it out?! Talk about oblivious.

nuke_o 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:38

It's not obvious. try reading my post above and growing a brain.

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:37

I ate a dog treat when I was 1 year old, I took it out of the dogs dish. My Mum was scared I'd get sick but the nurse told her that it was exactly like a human biscuit without the sugar so I'd be fine. I doubt the dog is really mad at you, our dog wasn't mad at me....