Animals: Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the...

By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 12:50 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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Good boy

By This may take awhile - 30/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, after a serious argument with my friend about how his dog seems to hate me for no reason, I decided that it's my responsibility to show his dog that I mean no harm. I started off by giving him his favorite treat. He got excited and practically inhaled it… then started barking at me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By crimsoncon - 25/11/2011 10:24

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

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Saturday 3 July 2010 12:18

You seem bright.

artisticninja713 13

Saturday 3 July 2010 13:08

How the hell would you know if the dog was mad at you?

Comments

cath_1211 5

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:22

So your dog told you that was the reason it was mad?

ThinIce 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:27

This isn't an FML. It's A piece of crap

UrSoNotWorthIt 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:42

dude loool I lmao at this haha

teyyoshi 19

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:45

zhu ni hao yun!!!

imhowie 2

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:45

This is dumb. How would the dog know they were his cookies? It's not like he went out and bought them himself.

imhowie 2

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:47

And how do you know he's mad at you and for that reason?

CaRe_BeAr_23 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:55

how can u not tell tht there dog treats dnt the smell nd taste different... well apperantly u couldn't tell the difference loser lol..

nuke_o 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:07

Again, I will say that there are homemade dog treats that look AND smell the same as regulary cookies. Learn your facts!

tweetbaby14 18

Monday 5 July 2010 6:33

53- maybe the people saying it don't look into fmls like you because they have better things to do after they comment. have you thought about that?

nuke_o 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:26

Excuse me, I don't have a problem with people stating their opinions, maybe they really didn't read all the comments. It's people who say "loser, you're stupid, stupid bitch, etc" that really do me in, because they think they are right when they are really wrong and make fun of the OP.

xxxviii 5

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:57

One thing comes to mind.. Your dog,,You buy the treats and care for the dog.... How did you not know where u got them from??? I am calling BS.

imsogangster13 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:02

how the hell is this an FML? big whoop, u ate a dog treat. u know they make them with real ingredients now?  listen, your not gonna die or anythin stupid like that. so suck it up. and if it bothers u that much, get off the goddamn computer and get ur stomach pumped. ignorant bitch ...